Offertory Prayer
 

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that silent, awkward moment when he paused for a breath, one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...

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:lol: that was a cute joke. You never know what the children are gonna say.

they do say the darndest things :lol:

Children are flight recorders...they hear everything, and repeat it to the proper authorities...lol or improper in most cases