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Darwin Award goes to....
I have my LIM hanging from the front door awning drying and upon return from the side of the house, I had to jump up to get on my front porch. Well, I didn't see it, or remember it hanging in my path. So when I jumped up, I hit the LIM with my head, everything went black for about 5 seconds, came to with coffee all over the porch and my head hurting. It bled a little bit, and I have this huge bump on my head. For those that know, LIM'* are actually pretty heavy for what they are made of.
So do I get the award?
So do I get the award?
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oh Mike your having no luck at all man.......
By any chance were you wearing a white shirt? <--- sorry had to ask
By any chance were you wearing a white shirt? <--- sorry had to ask
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Re: Darwin Award goes to....
Originally Posted by Mike1995
So do I get the award?
Nah, you're still alive, which removes you from running for the award.
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Nope. No white shirt. Dark blue flannel, black HD hat, blue Dickie work pants.
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No award for you. I think the standing requirements are that the act kills you or prevents you from procreating. Here we go...
"Honoring those who improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it... thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter."
Like the guy who tried to wash his balls in the golf ball washer while stabilizing himself with his driver only to have the club break and him fall, leaving his balls inside the ball washer.
"Honoring those who improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it... thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter."
Like the guy who tried to wash his balls in the golf ball washer while stabilizing himself with his driver only to have the club break and him fall, leaving his balls inside the ball washer.
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Originally Posted by Mike1995
Nope. No white shirt. Dark blue flannel, black HD hat, blue Dickie work pants.
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Originally Posted by Mike1995
Nope. No white shirt. Dark blue flannel, black HD hat, blue Dickie work pants.
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Put all of the components from that car in your car. A small block of C4 and kill it all with fire.
Then find a non-white bonneville with low miles, and a good owner.
They are heavy, glad to hear you made it...
Then find a non-white bonneville with low miles, and a good owner.
They are heavy, glad to hear you made it...
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