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Old 06-01-2006, 08:40 PM   #1
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
Privates?"

"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I
Like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and
Lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
And blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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omg thats good ROFL!
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a week later:

Today in the news

A local woman has reportedly sliced off her husbands genitalia with a steak knife. In an act Loraina Bobbet made famous, Linda Bucket has added a whole new twist. Witnesses say that she walked into the local singles club and bought a round of beer for the bar, claiming to have a hundred dollar bill. The bill was counterfeit as it had no watermark, was printed in black ink, stretched, and perhaps most damningly, was printed on human skin.

Linda'* husband, Larry, had no comment on the matter. Reportedly he and his wife have been having financial difficulties and have been coping with marital issues.
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a week later:

Today in the news

A local woman has reportedly sliced off her husbands genitalia with a steak knife. In an act Loraina Bobbet made famous, Linda Bucket has added a whole new twist. Witnesses say that she walked into the local singles club and bought a round of beer for the bar, claiming to have a hundred dollar bill. The bill was counterfeit as it had no watermark, was printed in black ink, stretched, and perhaps most damningly, was printed on human skin.

Linda'* husband, Larry, had no comment on the matter. Reportedly he and his wife have been having financial difficulties and have been coping with marital issues.
Still no right go ; I don't even want to say it. The thought alone hurts.
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holy ****

made my morning 10 x better
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rofl!

that was definately a good one.
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