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Old 02-10-2010, 08:25 PM
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These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER..

8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor'* dog..


FREE PUPPIES..

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.


COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale..


NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents/lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


And the best one?:


FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything

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Old 02-10-2010, 08:49 PM
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that'* funny as hell!!! thanks Kev!!
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COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale..




BIG SNICKER!
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COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale..




BIG SNICKER!
Gay bulls make for a big pile of steaks, ribs, hamburger and jerky! Why sell the swishy bovine?
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Love the last one.
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Those are good. Thanks Kev
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Originally Posted by Mike1995
Outstanding Kevin!! Made my morning!
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