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This one is for Lash
Since Lash likes groaners- this one is for him 
Bubba had Shingles
Those of us who have spent any time in a doctor'* office should
appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running
their practices like an assembly line? Here'* what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor'* office and the receptionist asked him
what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name,
address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse'* aide came out and asked Bubba what
he had.
Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure tes t, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all
his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"
Bubba had Shingles
Those of us who have spent any time in a doctor'* office should
appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running
their practices like an assembly line? Here'* what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor'* office and the receptionist asked him
what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name,
address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse'* aide came out and asked Bubba what
he had.
Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure tes t, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all
his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"
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