My new favorite song
 

From the soon to be released Toby Keith CD "Shock'n Y'all"

I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff grime creeper set in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes
I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

:lol:

I grew up in Austin TX, listening to and seeing Willie live. I even went to a couple of his 4th of July picnics before I left for the Army and the IRS grabbed him. He may not be the best role model, but the man is definitely a legend.

And before some kid asks, it's Willie Nelson. He sings country. Ask your folks... :lol:

Even though his skit was small in Half Baked he was still funny.

Willie, who?

:slap:

I see the server is doing it's thing again. Got kicked off about 20 mins ago. Guess I am going to have to PM wilwren and find out whats going on.