Hospital Humor
10-17-2005, 02:51 PM
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily
sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my *********
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his *********, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and
his ********* in the other. Then, she takes a close
look and says, "There'* nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e * t - r e * u l t * - b a c k?
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily
sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my *********
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his *********, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and
his ********* in the other. Then, she takes a close
look and says, "There'* nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e * t - r e * u l t * - b a c k?
10-17-2005, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by daman
Would'nt be a bad thing if the nurs was HOT!!!!!
10-17-2005, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by harofreak00
Originally Posted by daman
Would'nt be a bad thing if the nurs was HOT!!!!!
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