Mine is: I had full confidence in a fart once, then i pooped all over myself.

Whats urs?

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I've done so much, with so little, for so long. That I can now do anything and everything with nothing at all.

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." -Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Well, there'* your problem." - Just about every member at some point -Mythbusters.

"Failure is always an option." -Another great Adam quote.
That show is full of great stuff.

I use "Well, there'* your problem" almost daily.

When a man'* stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.
Euripides 480BC

Shoulda just posted a you tube clip.

I'm not completely insane, parts of me are missing. -Unknown

Don't worry Mouse, I'm taking good care of those parts.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

Make sure you keep them in an air tight mason jar. Otherwise they'll get all rotten and more smelly than they are.

OK, I'll 'fess up. I smoked them. Decent buzz but the headache lasted for 3 days.