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Drinking quotes
MOS has prolly already posted these but,here goes.............
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that'* as good as they're going to feel all day "
~Frank Sinatra
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let'* all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
"To some it'* a six-pack, to me it'* a Support Group. Salvation in a can!"
~ Dave Howell
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that'* as good as they're going to feel all day "
~Frank Sinatra
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let'* all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
"To some it'* a six-pack, to me it'* a Support Group. Salvation in a can!"
~ Dave Howell
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its a repost, but it wasnt from MOS95B, I wont even tell you from whom. not me.
because there still just as funny.
this one use to be in my siggy
because there still just as funny.
this one use to be in my siggy
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
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