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07-06-2006, 08:47 AM
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>> A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes
>> to a big "everything under one roof" department store
>> looking for a job.
>>
>> The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
>>
>> The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in
>> Minnesota."
>>
>> Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
>> "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and
>> see how you did."
>>
>> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through
>> it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
>> "How many customers bought something from you today?
>>
>> The kid says "One".
>>
>> The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20
>> to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
>>
>> The kid says "$101,237.65".
>>
>> The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you
>> sell?"
>>
>> The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.
>> Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a
>> larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
>> Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
>> said down the coast, so I told him he was going to
>> need a boat, so we went down to the boat department
>> and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said
>> he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
>> took him down to the automotive department and sold
>> him that 4x4 Expedition."
>>
>> The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
>> and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
>>
>> The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
>> for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend'* shot,
>> you should go fishing."
>> to a big "everything under one roof" department store
>> looking for a job.
>>
>> The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
>>
>> The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in
>> Minnesota."
>>
>> Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
>> "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and
>> see how you did."
>>
>> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through
>> it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
>> "How many customers bought something from you today?
>>
>> The kid says "One".
>>
>> The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20
>> to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
>>
>> The kid says "$101,237.65".
>>
>> The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you
>> sell?"
>>
>> The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.
>> Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a
>> larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
>> Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
>> said down the coast, so I told him he was going to
>> need a boat, so we went down to the boat department
>> and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said
>> he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
>> took him down to the automotive department and sold
>> him that 4x4 Expedition."
>>
>> The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
>> and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
>>
>> The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
>> for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend'* shot,
>> you should go fishing."
07-06-2006, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Ive read that before somehwere, but its still funny 
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