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Old 09-15-2007, 02:40 AM   #1
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up..

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person .. phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person .. phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
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that is awesome!
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My Wife doesn't think that is funny, not one bit ! ! !

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but i think it'* FUNNY.
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26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
Thats the best part
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x2 haha
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thats hilarious
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I love it, I'm going to print that out and give a copy to my favorite bank teller Bobbi, she would get a laugh out of that
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Some women yes, they are really like that, me on the other hand, I am faster than O'Neil!
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