Fishing
10-23-2006, 09:56 PM
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Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour,
the following conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to
be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise
my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What'* the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex,"
and she said,
"Wear sun-block."
the following conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to
be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise
my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What'* the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex,"
and she said,
"Wear sun-block."
10-24-2006, 10:31 AM
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The only thing my wife tells me is not to bring the fish home. But, what do I do? I bring home about 25lbs of fish home 
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10-24-2006, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by gojosgirl
That would be a good idea for you guys, UNLESS........ You have a wife a gf or whatever, that loves sex lol then you can forget the fisihing trip lol.
