Poetry contest
02-15-2006, 10:42 AM
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Poetry contest
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate
and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they
thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three ****** in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they
thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three ****** in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
02-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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is the punchline missing??? Or did I miss something?? Maybe it was the beer ??last nite but ??OOOOOOOO.....MEDIC! I've been hit..
02-15-2006, 11:39 AM
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well TY for punline , I was thinking I either drank myself blonde, or the new poster child for mos95' sig..........sorry to much MBOPL last nite
02-15-2006, 11:43 AM
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That was an oversight. I don't know how it got removed. I copy & pasted the whole thing. Sorry 
At least it made you think. Got those brain cells activated. yeah, yeah, that'* my story and I'm sticking to it 
At least it made you think. Got those brain cells activated. yeah, yeah, that'* my story and I'm sticking to it
02-15-2006, 12:16 PM
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HEY that guy looks like me , 'cept I'm usualy in boxers...hehehe even the sheep boots he'* wearing...Traaaaaaaaaaaaaacy; tell us another redneck bedtime story.
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