Lets all point and laugh at the Tempo
 

Just timed my 0-60mph.

36.94 seconds

i guess it is safe to say the car needs work :D

Re: Lets all point and laugh at the Tempo
 

I got a Topaz for back and forth to work, 37 sec is fast you must have it tuned right ;)

Oh come on.

My old Buick with 92 hp in good running condidtion, which it was not, was like a 16? second 0-60 car.

Don't feel bad. Years ago I owned an 1987 Plymouth Reliant K car. I was having acceleration problems and it took me, what seemed like forever, to reach 40 mph. That was the fastest it would go and I was on a highway with the speedlimit of 65mph. It was so embarrasing and I got it fixed shortly thereafter. That car was Jeff's first car (cuz I felt he might be prone to hit stuff) until his grandmother gave him his 1st bonneville.

My 86 Celebrity was pretty slow too...2.8 V6, should have been quicker, but it had a weird acceleration/gas issue.

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lol thats perfect

x2 lol :lol:

no no no no no, you gotta move the car over a little bit, like this:

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there we go 8)

btw, good job John, that was pretty funny :P

Geez. My Honda is only HALF that slow. Maybe it's the 5-speed advantage.