JAN--took new scarf back to store. It was to tight.
FEB--Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...."duh"....bottles won't fit in the typwriter!!!
MAR--Got excited....finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said 2-4 years.
APR--Trapped on an escalater for 6 hours. Power went out.
MAY--Tried to make Kool-Aide....8 cups of water just won't fit into those little packets.
JUN--Tried to go water skiing. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
JUL--Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later other swimmers cheated, they used there arms.
AUG--Got locked out of car in rain storm....car swamped because top was down.
SEPT--The capitol of California is "C" isn't it?
OCT--Hate M&Ms. They are to hard to peel.
NOV--Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per lb and I weighed 108.
DEC--Couldn't call 911. DUH!!! There'* no "11" button on the phone!