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damemorder: hi tard.
damemorder: guess what i did today..
viola16040: what?
damemorder: "guess"
damemorder: kids these days..
viola16040: fucked some beutiful blond
damemorder: i wish.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: ok
damemorder: i pu in a fountain.
viola16040: pu???
damemorder: and it'* pretty.
damemorder: *put*
viola16040: ahh
damemorder: guess how they paid me...
damemorder: a live trap!
viola16040: in beer
damemorder: mwahaha!
viola16040: lol
viola16040: a live trap
damemorder: it'* outside now... but it doesn't seem to trap very well.
viola16040: you mean the kind you can buy for $30 or $40
damemorder: yep.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: did you bait it?
damemorder: it'* 14"*14"*3'
viola16040: cool
damemorder: bait?
viola16040: are both ends open?
viola16040: yeah
damemorder: only one end opens.
viola16040: the animals gotta have some reason to go in it
damemorder: what kind of bait?
viola16040: usually something they like to eat
damemorder: ****.
viola16040: lmfao
viola16040: LMFAO
damemorder: what do rabbits eat?
viola16040: LMFAO!!!!
viola16040: rabbit food
damemorder: i don't have any.
damemorder: damn.
viola16040: got some carrots
viola16040: ****
damemorder: i thought i was forgetting a step...
viola16040: yeah you got carrots
viola16040: put a few of them damn baby carrots in there
damemorder: lemme check.
viola16040: at the back end of the trap
viola16040: so they got to walk over the trigger
viola16040: hey
viola16040: where are you?
damemorder: i had to put it in the trap...
viola16040: you had baby carrots i take it
damemorder: i didn't put the trap in the kitchen... it took a while to walk out there barefoot in the freezing cold.
damemorder: plus anthony came over...
viola16040: lmao
damemorder: all talkin to me and ****...
viola16040: how cold is it?
damemorder: 40 or so...
viola16040: sweet
damemorder: i'm skinny.
damemorder: it sucks.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: well u should have put something on
damemorder: **** that.
viola16040: lol
damemorder: i was already in the kitchen... my shoes are in here...
viola16040: lol
viola16040: what did you put in the trap?
damemorder: like five baby carrots.
viola16040: ahh
viola16040: cool
viola16040: or should i say cold?
damemorder: i get a rabbit
viola16040: lmao
viola16040: you gonna eat it?
damemorder: **** no.
viola16040: y not?
viola16040: what are you going to do?
damemorder: i'ma open the trap and hope it don't bite me.
viola16040: lmao
viola16040: your gonna trap it
viola16040: and let it go...
viola16040: lol
damemorder: catch and release baby.
viola16040: i take it you've never had rabbit stew
damemorder: nope.
damemorder: why?
viola16040: ahh
viola16040: because you said you wern't going to eat it
damemorder: is it good?
damemorder: wait.
damemorder: i ain't into skinning animals n ****.
viola16040: lol
damemorder: think he'll take his shin off for me?
viola16040: ???
viola16040: who will take who'* what off?
damemorder: think the rabbit will take his own skin off...
viola16040: ahh
viola16040: no
viola16040: i don't believe he will
damemorder: bastard.
viola16040: but really
viola16040: you should try rabbit stew
damemorder: it'* a conspiracy.
damemorder: mom says she can't make that.
damemorder: but she can fry them.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: tell her to learn to make it quick
viola16040: lol
damemorder: lol
damemorder: i think that may make her poison me....
viola16040: lol
damemorder: guess what i did today..
viola16040: what?
damemorder: "guess"
damemorder: kids these days..
viola16040: fucked some beutiful blond
damemorder: i wish.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: ok
damemorder: i pu in a fountain.
viola16040: pu???
damemorder: and it'* pretty.
damemorder: *put*
viola16040: ahh
damemorder: guess how they paid me...
damemorder: a live trap!
viola16040: in beer
damemorder: mwahaha!
viola16040: lol
viola16040: a live trap
damemorder: it'* outside now... but it doesn't seem to trap very well.
viola16040: you mean the kind you can buy for $30 or $40
damemorder: yep.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: did you bait it?
damemorder: it'* 14"*14"*3'
viola16040: cool
damemorder: bait?
viola16040: are both ends open?
viola16040: yeah
damemorder: only one end opens.
viola16040: the animals gotta have some reason to go in it
damemorder: what kind of bait?
viola16040: usually something they like to eat
damemorder: ****.
viola16040: lmfao
viola16040: LMFAO
damemorder: what do rabbits eat?
viola16040: LMFAO!!!!
viola16040: rabbit food
damemorder: i don't have any.
damemorder: damn.
viola16040: got some carrots
viola16040: ****
damemorder: i thought i was forgetting a step...
viola16040: yeah you got carrots
viola16040: put a few of them damn baby carrots in there
damemorder: lemme check.
viola16040: at the back end of the trap
viola16040: so they got to walk over the trigger
viola16040: hey
viola16040: where are you?
damemorder: i had to put it in the trap...
viola16040: you had baby carrots i take it
damemorder: i didn't put the trap in the kitchen... it took a while to walk out there barefoot in the freezing cold.
damemorder: plus anthony came over...
viola16040: lmao
damemorder: all talkin to me and ****...
viola16040: how cold is it?
damemorder: 40 or so...
viola16040: sweet
damemorder: i'm skinny.
damemorder: it sucks.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: well u should have put something on
damemorder: **** that.
viola16040: lol
damemorder: i was already in the kitchen... my shoes are in here...
viola16040: lol
viola16040: what did you put in the trap?
damemorder: like five baby carrots.
viola16040: ahh
viola16040: cool
viola16040: or should i say cold?
damemorder: i get a rabbit
viola16040: lmao
viola16040: you gonna eat it?
damemorder: **** no.
viola16040: y not?
viola16040: what are you going to do?
damemorder: i'ma open the trap and hope it don't bite me.
viola16040: lmao
viola16040: your gonna trap it
viola16040: and let it go...
viola16040: lol
damemorder: catch and release baby.
viola16040: i take it you've never had rabbit stew
damemorder: nope.
damemorder: why?
viola16040: ahh
viola16040: because you said you wern't going to eat it
damemorder: is it good?
damemorder: wait.
damemorder: i ain't into skinning animals n ****.
viola16040: lol
damemorder: think he'll take his shin off for me?
viola16040: ???
viola16040: who will take who'* what off?
damemorder: think the rabbit will take his own skin off...
viola16040: ahh
viola16040: no
viola16040: i don't believe he will
damemorder: bastard.
viola16040: but really
viola16040: you should try rabbit stew
damemorder: it'* a conspiracy.
damemorder: mom says she can't make that.
damemorder: but she can fry them.
viola16040: lol
viola16040: tell her to learn to make it quick
viola16040: lol
damemorder: lol
damemorder: i think that may make her poison me....
viola16040: lol
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Originally Posted by willwren
Narrator: "Mr. Fudd, how are you going to catch the little bunny rabbit?"
Elmer: "With my sword and magic HELMET!" (spoken with a lisp)
Elmer: "With my sword and magic HELMET!" (spoken with a lisp)