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Old 12-11-2006, 12:16 PM
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Default Everything has a Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.




Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It'* an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.



A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it'* often
over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there'* the hot air part.



Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.



A Web Page is Female, because it'* always getting
hit on.



A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it'* handy to have
around.



A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
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HAHA, thats perfect!!
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Sad to say but..................so true
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It is still just as funny as it was when it was posted the last time Fortunately for you it was posted a while ago
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Default Re: Everything has a Gender

Originally Posted by willwren
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.






Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It'* an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


They require frequent maintence too, and even experienced techs have trouble figuring them out LOL
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