Mother-In-Law
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Mother-In-Law
A man is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died. While on vacation his mother-in-law dies.
An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of US$10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US$500.
The man says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That'* an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
My apologies to those who might find this offensive....
An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of US$10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US$500.
The man says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That'* an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
My apologies to those who might find this offensive....
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Originally Posted by BonnieBrougham
My mother in law is a witch. I wouldn't want her to rise from the dead either.
Great joke, MOS!
Great joke, MOS!
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Before i clicked on thsi thread i was thinking - "OK MOS< what did you bring us this day?"
So i will bring one to you -
This woman is in a car accident and part of her face is burnt.
Par their agreement before operation, the doctor grafts skin off the husbands hind end to reconstruct the wife'* face.
After recovery, she looks good, the operation went well and she is just as pretty.
So The man and wife are laying in bed one night, and she says -
"I just cannot get over how unselfish it was of you to do that for me. Honey, how could I ever thank you?"
The husband says - "Oh don't worry, I feel gratification every time I see your mother kiss your face".
So i will bring one to you -
This woman is in a car accident and part of her face is burnt.
Par their agreement before operation, the doctor grafts skin off the husbands hind end to reconstruct the wife'* face.
After recovery, she looks good, the operation went well and she is just as pretty.
So The man and wife are laying in bed one night, and she says -
"I just cannot get over how unselfish it was of you to do that for me. Honey, how could I ever thank you?"
The husband says - "Oh don't worry, I feel gratification every time I see your mother kiss your face".
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