How to wake a Moderator in 10 easy steps.
12-12-2005, 11:16 AM
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How to wake a Moderator in 10 easy steps.
1. Get stuffed animal (seal) from kid'* room.
2. Use toy to play with dog.
3. After getting dog interested, let him play with it while filling coffee cup.
4. Check toy for dampness.
5. Repeat step 2.
6. Re-check toy for dampness. If acceptable, continue with step 7.
7. Remove toy from dog'* mouth (can be difficult).
8. Toss slobbered toy across living room so it lands on Moderator'* face where he/she is sleeping on the couch.
9. Pray dog doesn't fetch toy before Moderator wakes.
10. Insert earplugs before string of profanities emanates from couch.
2. Use toy to play with dog.
3. After getting dog interested, let him play with it while filling coffee cup.
4. Check toy for dampness.
5. Repeat step 2.
6. Re-check toy for dampness. If acceptable, continue with step 7.
7. Remove toy from dog'* mouth (can be difficult).
8. Toss slobbered toy across living room so it lands on Moderator'* face where he/she is sleeping on the couch.
9. Pray dog doesn't fetch toy before Moderator wakes.
10. Insert earplugs before string of profanities emanates from couch.
12-12-2005, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by corvettecrazy
LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
12-12-2005, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by corvettecrazy
LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
12-12-2005, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by corvettecrazy
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by corvettecrazy
LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
