I need to stop by pep boys on the way home to get smoke grenades for my cup holders.

At least that was kind of like a GM...

Somehow I dont see you fitting in a Geo.........Does the hammer break apart like a blind man'* cane?

You know I thought he would just hold it out the window.

You know like playing Polo, but instead of a horse you're riding in a car...

Danthurs if you miss the ball with a hammer that size we will be disappointed.

I've never understood one thing in those Steven Segal movies about that guy who kills people with a sword so he can live on and on. How does he do all these crazy stunts and twist and turn but then pull out a huge sword? Where does it go? Maybe Dan has the info, and I can finally rest!

Yes, I do have that info.

Where does he put the sword so he can do stunts and bend like a rag being beaten? How does that giant sword just go into a sheath in his pant leg? I know I'm supposed to succumb to an inability to doubt the movie because I'm being entertained, but it just so sincerely detracts from the movie experience when he just puts away the sword and then jumps, twists, bends, kicks, and does all that good stuff.

It'* a ninja thing, and ninjas are lame. Pirates are cooler.
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Ninjas are just a pain.


Yar, lets not be forget about cowboys either. Ninja-Pirate-Cowboy is the cooler version of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

I like to think that a flaming whip is like the semi-automatic version of a flamethrower.

That thing pirates do when they spit alcohol at a flame to burn people is pretty cool too.