this will be fun
01-30-2004, 08:06 PM
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this will be fun
http://www.thespark.com
take the test they offer and then post results remember its all in fun no harse feeling will be takein
take the test they offer and then post results remember its all in fun no harse feeling will be takein
01-30-2004, 08:19 PM
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You can expect to die on: July 7, 2055 at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%) :?
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (6%)
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%) :?
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (6%)
01-30-2004, 08:28 PM
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You can expect to die on:
February 15, 2050 at the age of 64 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
February 15, 2050 at the age of 64 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
01-30-2004, 08:38 PM
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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 13, 2057
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 13, 2057, as you slip silently into the night
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 13, 2057
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 13, 2057, as you slip silently into the night
01-30-2004, 09:16 PM
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June 3, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
01-31-2004, 01:57 AM
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You can expect to die on:
January 1, 2037
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
January 1, 2037
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
01-31-2004, 02:24 AM
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April 29, 2064
at the age of 85 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (6%
at the age of 85 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (6%
01-31-2004, 02:37 AM
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 2, 2049
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
June 2, 2049
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)