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willwren 09-24-2003 09:37 PM

I take this Oath......
 
Due to the fact that I have a 'significant other' (hottie) who is mucho concerned with my well-being and safety, and also that I have 2 kids and she has one.......

For the interest of all parties, I hereby swear that I will no longer do complete 1/4 mile runs with the Gtech on dark country roads, and that from this day forth, the mean Greenzilla will travel no faster than 85 mph for personal safety reasons.

I care enough for the 4 women/girls in my life, that I am willing to give this up. All of my performance runs from this day forth will be based on 0-60 mph times.

To this I swear.
:feedback:

Jim W 09-24-2003 09:39 PM

All good things must come to an end bossman.

But onto greener pastures...ah..no pun intended. Good luck to you sir. Make sure those girls take good care of ya :wink:

Oh and you are going to sell...gimme a call :lol:

ssesc93 09-24-2003 09:44 PM

Lets switch cars Bill. My car is very slow and safe. :lol:

LittleHoov 09-24-2003 09:54 PM

hey ill trade you our ranger straight up!! it literally wont go over 85 so youll be VERY safe :D

bonnie94ssei 09-24-2003 09:54 PM

Ya..uhhh..Will...can I have your chip then since you don't NOT need a speed limiter anymore :lol:

Just kiddin Boss. I told myself I wouldn't go over 100, but it wasn't for long till I broke that. Good luck. :D

willwren 09-24-2003 10:04 PM

She did 1x8 mph quite recently. She realized just how spooky it can be. You fill the number in between. This way I can't get BUSTED BUSTED BUSTED for telling you how fast she went........so just FILL FILL FILL in that middle number with the number of your CHOICE CHOICE CHOICE.

;)

bonnie94ssei 09-24-2003 10:07 PM

Is it 3 3 3 ? :lol:

Jim W 09-24-2003 10:07 PM

ok ok ok..I got it it it :lol:

Burgundy_Boat 09-24-2003 11:20 PM


Originally Posted by willwren
She did 1x8 mph quite recently. She realized just how spooky it can be. You fill the number in between. This way I can't get BUSTED BUSTED BUSTED for telling you how fast she went........so just FILL FILL FILL in that middle number with the number of your CHOICE CHOICE CHOICE.

;)

138, is that it??? common, i've done more than that on test drives for gosh sakes... (no i have never even thought about telling myself i would slow down because i don't like to lie, to myself or others)

but seriously, 138 is clipping along at a good rate. umm... bill... you let someone else drive your car at 138... (why couldn't that be Km/h?) i'm shocked, you let someone else drive your car that fast??? DETAILS!!!

Allmachtige 09-25-2003 12:31 AM

I understand you fully Bill, and its not that big of a mind blow to me due to the fact that its actually abnormal for anyone to go over 85mph on a daily basis. Hell I only see 70+ at the track! :lol:

Yes Mach does drive like a grandpa. :wink:

So kudos to you for putting love and family before the car...I'm sure it took alot, but you did it. :thumbup:


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