Top signs of net addiction
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Top signs of net addiction
Top Signs of Net Addiction (exhibited by many of you)
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Firefox 1.1 or higher."
3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
7. You laugh at people with dial-up modems.
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP'* backup access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Firefox 1.1 or higher."
3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
7. You laugh at people with dial-up modems.
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP'* backup access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
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Re: Top signs of net addiction
Originally Posted by Mortehl
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
7. You laugh at people with dial-up modems.
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
7. You laugh at people with dial-up modems.
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
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Re: Top signs of net addiction
It should be...
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to log onto the Bonnevilleclub site on the way back to bed.
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to log onto the Bonnevilleclub site on the way back to bed.
Originally Posted by Mortehl
Top Signs of Net Addiction (exhibited by many of you)
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
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Originally Posted by lash
Good ones!
You going for MOS'* title???
You going for MOS'* title???
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Haha, the 3am one really applies to me during the school year. But anyone else get the people who IM you to ask you why you are up so at such a weird time like its a bad thing?
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Originally Posted by Princess Jeanie
Haha, the 3am one really applies to me during the school year. But anyone else get the people who IM you to ask you why you are up so at such a weird time like its a bad thing?
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How about "You have more than one article of clothing with the same URL on it...."
For example......
For example......
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
How about "You have more than one article of clothing with the same URL on it...."
For example......
For example......
speaking of which...anyone interested in buying a tshirt...sign up this weekend or else I have to buy like 5 of them...
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
How about "You have more than one article of clothing with the same URL on it...."
For example......
For example......