Wife & Golfing
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Wife & Golfing
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died Would you get married again
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not Don't you like being married"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes au dible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it'* a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs
HUSBAND: "No, she'* left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Oh Shi*!!!"
WIFE: "What would you do if I died Would you get married again
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not Don't you like being married"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes au dible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it'* a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs
HUSBAND: "No, she'* left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Oh Shi*!!!"
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
Wonder how long it took the ambulance to get there
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Originally Posted by lash
LMAO!
Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.
Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.
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Originally Posted by lash
LMAO!
Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.
Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.