Cojones de Toro

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah, Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull'* ********* from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw
you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins."

:mao

Score one for the bull