Best headlines of 2006--some good laughs!
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Best headlines of 2006--some good laughs!
Crack Found on Governor'* Daughter. --- Imagine that !!!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. --- No, Really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. --- Now that'* taking things a Bit Too Far!
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? --- Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over. --- What a Guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death. --- No-Good-For-Nothing' Lazy So-And-So'*!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. --- See if that works any better than a Fair Trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace. --- I can see where it might have that Effect !!!!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile. --- They Don't Say ?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures. --- Who would have thought !
Enfield, London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. --- They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges. --- You mean there'* something stronger than Duct Tape !!!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge. --- He probably IS the Battery Charge !!!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group. --- Weren't they Fat Enough ?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft. --- That'* what he gets for eating those Beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks. --- Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half. --- Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors. --- Boy, are they Tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
Did I Read that Sign Right?
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. --- No, Really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. --- Now that'* taking things a Bit Too Far!
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? --- Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over. --- What a Guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death. --- No-Good-For-Nothing' Lazy So-And-So'*!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. --- See if that works any better than a Fair Trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace. --- I can see where it might have that Effect !!!!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile. --- They Don't Say ?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures. --- Who would have thought !
Enfield, London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. --- They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges. --- You mean there'* something stronger than Duct Tape !!!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge. --- He probably IS the Battery Charge !!!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group. --- Weren't they Fat Enough ?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft. --- That'* what he gets for eating those Beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks. --- Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half. --- Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors. --- Boy, are they Tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
Did I Read that Sign Right?
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