bought some new shoes tonight.
11-26-2007, 12:47 AM
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bought some new shoes tonight.
and following is the conversation i had with my fiance:
ah. i love her. things to note: she wasnt concerned about how much money i had until i informed her that the purchase was for me. and she called me sexist after saying that I sounded like a woman. we didnt end up watching a movie, i watched some football (pats v. eagles) then some guitar hero, and now buffy the vampyr slayer.
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Nancy (upon seeing the Kohl'* bag I was carrying): Welcome home! What is that? What did you buy me?
Me: Nothing. I bought this for me.
Nancy: But you don't have any money!
Me: They're good dress shoes for seven dollars and a penny.
Nancy: Well, how do they feel?
Me: What are you talking about? I didn't try them on.
Nancy: Then how do you know they're comfortable?!
Me: For seven dollars and a penny, they will be comfortable.
Nancy: You sound like a woman.
Me: No, if I sounded like a woman I would have said something to the effect of: "well, i bought a pair of shoes today but im not sure if i like them. im not even sure if i have anything to wear them with, but i tried on about thirty pairs of shoes and didnt bother to put any of them back where i found them. i thought about going to pennys and seeing what they had on sale but then i realised that i might not be able to get up early enough to get my nails done before i had to go to the neighborhood watch meeting tomorrow. i still dont know if i like them i think i might return them tomorrow."
Nancy: sexist pig.
Me: shut up before i lock you in the closet.
Nancy: want to watch a movie?
Me: Nothing. I bought this for me.
Nancy: But you don't have any money!
Me: They're good dress shoes for seven dollars and a penny.
Nancy: Well, how do they feel?
Me: What are you talking about? I didn't try them on.
Nancy: Then how do you know they're comfortable?!
Me: For seven dollars and a penny, they will be comfortable.
Nancy: You sound like a woman.
Me: No, if I sounded like a woman I would have said something to the effect of: "well, i bought a pair of shoes today but im not sure if i like them. im not even sure if i have anything to wear them with, but i tried on about thirty pairs of shoes and didnt bother to put any of them back where i found them. i thought about going to pennys and seeing what they had on sale but then i realised that i might not be able to get up early enough to get my nails done before i had to go to the neighborhood watch meeting tomorrow. i still dont know if i like them i think i might return them tomorrow."
Nancy: sexist pig.
Me: shut up before i lock you in the closet.
Nancy: want to watch a movie?
ah. i love her. things to note: she wasnt concerned about how much money i had until i informed her that the purchase was for me. and she called me sexist after saying that I sounded like a woman. we didnt end up watching a movie, i watched some football (pats v. eagles) then some guitar hero, and now buffy the vampyr slayer.
11-26-2007, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jwakamud
Originally Posted by tallbump
Sounds like your fiance is pretty cool.
Definitely think she is a keeper.
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