Stuttering Cat
09-25-2006, 09:25 PM
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Stuttering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence and into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'... and before he could say "****," the Rottweiler ate him!"
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence and into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'... and before he could say "****," the Rottweiler ate him!"
09-26-2006, 12:02 AM
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A few years ago:
Lilpooky:
"Dad, we have a truck that can go almost anywhere, a 5th wheel too, and a Boat. If we had an airplane, we could go anywhere we wanted at any time!" (keep in mind Kim is about 4 years old at the time)
willwren:
"That'* pretty smart thinking, Pooky, but airplanes are very expensive."
Lilpooky:
"Couldn't we just get some Pixie dust then?"
Wrapup:
Upon elementary school graduation day, Dad walked into Kim'* classroom, gave her a big hug and kiss, told her how proud he was, and presented her with this:
Filled with Pixie Dust. She remembered a few years earlier right away.
Lilpooky:
"Dad, we have a truck that can go almost anywhere, a 5th wheel too, and a Boat. If we had an airplane, we could go anywhere we wanted at any time!" (keep in mind Kim is about 4 years old at the time)
willwren:
"That'* pretty smart thinking, Pooky, but airplanes are very expensive."
Lilpooky:
"Couldn't we just get some Pixie dust then?"
Wrapup:
Upon elementary school graduation day, Dad walked into Kim'* classroom, gave her a big hug and kiss, told her how proud he was, and presented her with this:
Filled with Pixie Dust. She remembered a few years earlier right away.
09-26-2006, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by willwren
A few years ago:
Lilpooky:
"Dad, we have a truck that can go almost anywhere, a 5th wheel too, and a Boat. If we had an airplane, we could go anywhere we wanted at any time!" (keep in mind Kim is about 4 years old at the time)
willwren:
"That'* pretty smart thinking, Pooky, but airplanes are very expensive."
Lilpooky:
"Couldn't we just get some Pixie dust then?"
Wrapup:
Upon elementary school graduation day, Dad walked into Kim'* classroom, gave her a big hug and kiss, told her how proud he was, and presented her with this:
Filled with Pixie Dust. She remembered a few years earlier right away.
Lilpooky:
"Dad, we have a truck that can go almost anywhere, a 5th wheel too, and a Boat. If we had an airplane, we could go anywhere we wanted at any time!" (keep in mind Kim is about 4 years old at the time)
willwren:
"That'* pretty smart thinking, Pooky, but airplanes are very expensive."
Lilpooky:
"Couldn't we just get some Pixie dust then?"
Wrapup:
Upon elementary school graduation day, Dad walked into Kim'* classroom, gave her a big hug and kiss, told her how proud he was, and presented her with this:
Filled with Pixie Dust. She remembered a few years earlier right away.
09-26-2006, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by willwren
A few years ago:
Lilpooky:
"Dad, we have a truck that can go almost anywhere, a 5th wheel too, and a Boat. If we had an airplane, we could go anywhere we wanted at any time!" (keep in mind Kim is about 4 years old at the time)
willwren:
"That'* pretty smart thinking, Pooky, but airplanes are very expensive."
Lilpooky:
"Couldn't we just get some Pixie dust then?"
Wrapup:
Upon elementary school graduation day, Dad walked into Kim'* classroom, gave her a big hug and kiss, told her how proud he was, and presented her with this:
Filled with Pixie Dust. She remembered a few years earlier right away.
Lilpooky:
"Dad, we have a truck that can go almost anywhere, a 5th wheel too, and a Boat. If we had an airplane, we could go anywhere we wanted at any time!" (keep in mind Kim is about 4 years old at the time)
willwren:
"That'* pretty smart thinking, Pooky, but airplanes are very expensive."
Lilpooky:
"Couldn't we just get some Pixie dust then?"
Wrapup:
Upon elementary school graduation day, Dad walked into Kim'* classroom, gave her a big hug and kiss, told her how proud he was, and presented her with this:
Filled with Pixie Dust. She remembered a few years earlier right away.
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