"Bear Removers."
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there'* an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He'* got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his ********* and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What'* the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

hahahaha another good one

How many times you think it took until he added the shotgun?

There'* another involuntary leg cross! Great joke!!!

Man where is this site going?

Ya, Kevin seems to be having a lot of those involuntary leg crossings.

Become a subscriber and see what goes on in the Yellow district.

It'* a primal response in order to protect the future of my lineage!

when I get my tax return I'm subscribing and I'm there already cause of my little shiny wrench or is there another place too

Can you see the Yellow Light District below the For Sale section?