A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse'* mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse'* neck, but she slides down the horse'* side anyway.The horse gallops along, seemingly unaware to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse'* pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is continually battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....






Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say "Hello".

ya its been a while but I still had to do it

ha ha http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...orseback+rider

that joke is so old my great-grandma could have showed me the repost link

I thought it was about your great-grandma....

J/K.

Guess I must be a youngen cause I ain't ever seen that one.