Ok all the younger club members think back to middle school when everyone was going through those retarded changes. Examples are: saying stupid things just to get attention, acting "bad ***", wearing black so others will verbaly attack, etc etc. I personally did not really experience this because I live out on a farm and there are more important things to do. Anyway, I was cruising back home through my small hometown of Genoa when some 2 girls on a corner of main street were wavving at all the cars saying "Wave! Hi! Wave! Hi!". Well I could care less, they were being stupid for attention, but something REALLY pissed me off. I was pulling onto main street where the girls were when I noticed they were waving at the car in front of me...well the guy obviously didn't wave back and they flicked him off!
I said, "Oh hell no." So I pulled up to turn right and sure enough they were waving and screaming...I completely ignored them and pulled away. Well as I pulled away she yelled, "FU*K YOU FU*KER!" Simply put...I blew up.

I whipped the car around the next side street, went 40 town a 25 backstreet, pulled back onto main street a few block back, and popped the car into 2nd. I was on the hunt.... Sure enough there were the girls crossing a side road that intersects with main street, I put the car into 1st (at 20mph) and gave the gas a good slam while cranking the wheel straight in their direction. The car launched like a posessed demon with tires screaming towards the little punk kids. She freaked out and jumped back onto the sidewalk as I put the car back on the road. As I went by she laugh and started waving at cars behind me....

go mach....

Oh well.. not like there throwing glass/rocks/ice balls at cars... (remembering back--teheh)

I left people at a Kohls because of this a couple weeks ago! They kept pulling and letting for of the o **** handles in the back, and HARD at that matter. I've seen them rip off before on other Bonnies. They were all over the seats etc. So i said %$*(#&$ it, and %(*&#$ them.

In this case, road rage is good.

I sure hope i don't "**** of mach" either. Could really mess things up where the sun doesn shine.....