Tree Hugger
09-01-2006, 01:59 PM
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While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? " I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, "This just ain't gonna be your day cupcake..."
"No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, "This just ain't gonna be your day cupcake..."
09-01-2006, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by VigCS
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09-01-2006, 02:17 PM
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I guess I misunderstood the joke then....I figured when the guy kissed him he was going to preceed with a pulp-fiction backroom style scene.
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He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
09-01-2006, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
09-01-2006, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by VigCS
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by VigCS
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...