Well, my turn I suppose

This guy walks into a bar, and this guy is dressed as Abraham Lincoln. He pulls up to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink, but the bartender is curious as to why this guy is dressed as Abraham Lincoln. So he asks the guy. This guy, as he is pulling out his wallet to pay for the drink, tells the bartender he is on his way to a costume party, and was just stopping by for a few. The bartender just nods his head at this answer, thinking that there is more to the story than this guy is letting on. So, he asks the guy another question...he asks the guy "Why did you choose Abraham Lincoln?" The guy tells him "Well, the theme of the party is "Dress as your sex life", so I chose this costume". Naturally, this got the bartender even more curious than he was before, so he asks the guy "So what does dressing as Abraham Lincoln have to do with your sex life??"

The guy looks up from his drink, and says his answer just loud enough for the bartender to hear it: "Well, you see...my last four scores were seven years ago".

That was funny.