Give me a coke
 

Thought you guys might like this one...

Following a beer festival in Chicago, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Corona's president said: "i would like the worlds best beer; a Carona." The barman handed him a botttle of Corona.
Next Budweisers president said: " I'd like the best beer in the world, a Budweiser, King of Beers." The Barman handed him a bottle of Bud.
The president of Coors said: "I'd like the best beer in the world, a Coors, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water." The Barman handed him a bottle of Coors.
The three men were joined by the president of Guiness who said: "Give me a coke." The other brewery presidents looked across and said: "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"
The Guiness President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

That was a good come back lol

lol, so true corona and all them are truly turds IMO