a girls best friend.
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And?" Bill asked. "Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on it'." "So what did you end up getting her?" asked Bill. "I bought her a deck of cards!" |
I got a dirty look from my wife when I read it to her. I was laughing and got called a jerk. (which is better than what I am usually called)
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a coupler x-mas' ago my gf said she wanted "platinum and diamonds"
so i got platinum spark plugs, and bought 4 decks and made a whole deck of diamonds. it was just a gag gift, lol, even though i still didnt get her what she asked for. psssff, as if i could anyway |
lol! Hmmmm...it may be that only guys see the inehrent humor in this...
:lol: |
my GF would find that humorous.
yesterday was her BDay and i bought her a summer dress and some earings and a braclet to match. well my mom keeps all the boxes to her crystals that we buy her. so i got the two biggest boxes i could find and put earings in one and the braclet in the other. and the dress went into the smallest box i could fit it into. and then put it in a Victorias Secret bag. and the earings and the braclet i wrapped in pieces of a VIctorias Secret magazine. she thought i bought her lingerie and she was opening it up infront of my parents funny as hell. |
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