Words Women Use

Study this and know it!

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it'* an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'* OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That'* Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That'* Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That'* Okay."

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome and enjoy the moment. If possible, try to determine what elicited this response.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

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Thanks John...

That'* going on the bathroom stall when i get back!

Toiletpaper would be a little mroe comfortable, eh?

Nah we get some jokes up on the doors and walls.

That is a very accurate list--however, I have experienced a few others, and would very much like to know if it is 95BonnevilleSESC family specific or whether others have experienced them as well--just a few:

DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE
This is a phrase that usually means "if you do what you whan, you won't be doing anything else you want for a very long time".

WHATEVER
Rest assured that "whatever" means anything but "whatever". At this point you are in the dog house and not likely to see daylight for a good week in "five minutes" time.

ITS YOUR CHOICE
It is not up to you, so don't even think that you get to choose.
or
"You can choose anything as long as it agrees with my choice".

ITS UP TO YOU
See "Its your choice"

Nope, not specific to your family. I've heard them as well (and just think, I'm on my second marriage!). I've even heard a few more, but they are not appropriate for a family environment...

oh man that is SO true dude... SO TRUE

someone posted that a while ago...

See Jim...i didn't just make all that stuff up...it really was valid..

All I know is I passed that little test