Butch
05-11-2007, 12:39 PM
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Butch
OK, since I haven't checked and based on my past record, this might be a repost, but WTH, here goes.... 
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young pullets and eight or ten roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought
a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer'* favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he
was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch'* bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer John'*
amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak
up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud
of Butch he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an
overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in
the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of
the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking
up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young pullets and eight or ten roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought
a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer'* favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he
was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch'* bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer John'*
amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak
up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud
of Butch he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an
overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in
the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of
the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking
up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
