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Old 01-15-2010, 03:09 PM
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.. My co-worker (who'* blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY'And give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office And asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her ...And where do you think you're going?'

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
Old 01-15-2010, 03:11 PM
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Bahahahaahh a good blonde joke havent heard one in a while good find!
Old 01-15-2010, 03:28 PM
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hahahaha that a good one
Old 01-15-2010, 04:22 PM
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Now that was funny.
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Thanks for making me laugh Thats a good one
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Originally Posted by Purplehazeir
I(You're gonna love this.....)
Yep...sure do!

Thanks
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