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Gumball 02-01-2007 12:07 PM

Female Urologist
 
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US.

But now a few women have entered the field.

A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says,
"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a
little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on
your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take
a deep breath and say 99."

The guy did as the doctor instructed and said, "99".

The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while
I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

Again, the guy says, "99."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back
with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with
this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis.

Now take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy says, "One .... two .... three .... four ....

Pearl_bonnie02 02-01-2007 12:14 PM

Lol I don't get it :roll: Am I really that dumb??

banned3800 02-01-2007 12:18 PM

LMAO

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MyLittleBlackBird 02-01-2007 12:19 PM

I get it :lol:

Pearl_bonnie02 02-01-2007 12:21 PM

Aaaaahhh!! It has been told to me lol (I am a idiot) :lol:

BLACK94SSEi 02-01-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl_bonnie02
Lol I don't get it :roll: Am I really that dumb??

Want to play doctor? :twisted:

Good one Jim!! So how high did you count to before the female urologist let go? ;) :twisted:

Pearl_bonnie02 02-01-2007 01:09 PM

:help: :lol:

lash 02-01-2007 01:18 PM

Lol! You kinda walked into that one Leslie. :lol:

banned3800 02-01-2007 01:23 PM

Dr. Don is on the way :twisted:

Paging Dr. Leslie :lol:

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SSE14U24ME 02-01-2007 01:25 PM

that was a funny one. :lol:


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