Facts for 2006!
 

Number 10 -Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Good ones, good ones. That's a copy and paste for tomorrow...

repost..........sorry, it is.

from how long ago?

Probably not very. That list gets passed around every year.....

It happens, tho, whatcha gonna do???

yep, yep, yep! I think MOS or I post that one not too long ago. It is still funny nonetheless.

never seen it

Tracy posted it :lol:
http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...s+hungry+horny

1) great POST
2) Did Will say ERECTION
3) OhYah Gonna be some cutting and pasting going on from this one
4) We cant help our selves
5) Great to see the zookeeper climb into the exibit once in awhile!

HEY, willwren locks all reposts, and scolds others for not reading before posting so let's all gang on him and beat him? Cool? Who's with me?








(j/k, seriously :lol: )