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Old 06-29-2006, 02:44 PM
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father'* study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"
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Noah had a boat.
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Originally Posted by J Wikoff
Noah had a boat.
And pets!!!

But he had to build his boat, in the rain, under threat of death.....
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MOS95B Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject:

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J Wikoff wrote:
Noah had a boat.


And pets!!!

But he had to build his boat, in the rain, under threat of death.....
All very good points
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LOL...and they all walked...thats FUNNY
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