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Politically Correct
This may be a repost...(MOS?)
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America..............Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
5. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
6. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
7. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
8. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
9. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
7. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
8. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
9. It'* not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It' "REAR CLEAVAGE."
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America..............Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
5. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
6. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
7. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
8. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
9. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
7. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
8. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
9. It'* not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It' "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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Re: Politically Correct
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
Yeah, I guess Boost and I fall into this one....
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Originally Posted by LittleHoov
Originally Posted by sqela
He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
I actually own that shirt and wear it proudly
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Re: Politically Correct
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
Yeah, I guess Boost and I fall into this one....
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Re: Politically Correct
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
Yeah, I guess Boost and I fall into this one....
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