Divorce VS. Murder
 

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

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'Twas Funny!. Cyanide is way to fast. A couple drops of mecury in the ear of one who sleeps will give them alot more time to contemplate their transgressions.

gee venom planing for something are we?

Why do you know that?

I hope that's not what happened to the last mods

hehe that was a funny one Kevin. :D