A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man'* wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That'* a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right, I guess I'm starting to believe all those "dumb blonde" jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You've finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way", the blonde added, "it'* not a porch, it'* a Lexus."

:P

Nice porch

its not a porch

Didn't want to start a new thread
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he'* a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he'* walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Heard the first one, but with a Mercedes. The second one was new on me.

That is GREAT! Is this a new joke thread? Everyone puts their jokes on it?

"the BC Joke archives?"