The wedding ring
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The wedding ring
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Subject: The wedding ring
Recent story in the local paper:
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
ding dong.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient'* mistress found the ring
in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly
to slip the ring on his ding dong while he was asleep.
I don't know what'* worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your ding dong.
3) Or finding out your ding dong fits through your wedding ring.
Subject: The wedding ring
Recent story in the local paper:
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
ding dong.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient'* mistress found the ring
in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly
to slip the ring on his ding dong while he was asleep.
I don't know what'* worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your ding dong.
3) Or finding out your ding dong fits through your wedding ring.
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