The Drunk.....
04-25-2007, 12:10 PM
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The Drunk.....
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
"What'* all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my *********."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You
idiot!......
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
"What'* all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my *********."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You
idiot!......
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
What a visual that makes!!! LMAO!! 
04-25-2007, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Is it wrong if I can somehow picture a good friend doing this?
i have an idea who you are talking about
