drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand
02-23-2010, 07:22 AM
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drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand, and he is stumbling
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you sir?"
Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car," the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
It wasss at the end of thisss key," the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man'* weeney is
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir,are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and,
without missing a beat, blurts out ----
"SON OF A BI*CH --- THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!!!!
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you sir?"
Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car," the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
It wasss at the end of thisss key," the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man'* weeney is
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir,are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and,
without missing a beat, blurts out ----
"SON OF A BI*CH --- THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!!!!
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