You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
01-27-2006, 10:01 AM
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You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
*you connect to the WWW via “Down Home Page”
*your bumper sticker says “My other computer is a laptop”
*your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
*you’ve ever doubles the value of your truck by installing a cellphone
*your baseball cap reads “DEC” instead of “CAT”
*your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
*your wife said “Either I go or the computer goes”… and you still don’t miss her
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
*your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
*you start all your emails with “Howdy Y’all”
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
*your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’*
*your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5” hard drive
*your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here)
*hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case
*you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds,
kiss sounds, or giddyup
*your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet, or the OSU agriculture page.
*you connect to the WWW via “Down Home Page”
*your bumper sticker says “My other computer is a laptop”
*your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
*you’ve ever doubles the value of your truck by installing a cellphone
*your baseball cap reads “DEC” instead of “CAT”
*your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
*your wife said “Either I go or the computer goes”… and you still don’t miss her
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
*your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
*you start all your emails with “Howdy Y’all”
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
*your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’*
*your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5” hard drive
*your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here)
*hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case
*you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds,
kiss sounds, or giddyup
*your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet, or the OSU agriculture page.
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
[quote="SSE14U24ME"]
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
[quote]
Dude, not funny. ^^All true, BTW. *edit, change beer to soda
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
[quote]
Dude, not funny. ^^All true, BTW. *edit, change beer to soda
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
01-27-2006, 11:37 AM
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
Originally Posted by ga93sle
Dude, not funny. ^^All true, BTW. *edit, change beer to soda
01-27-2006, 11:49 AM
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
*your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
*your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’*
*you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds,
kiss sounds, or giddyup
*your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
*your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’*
*you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds,
kiss sounds, or giddyup
guess i fit this label
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Re: You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
Originally Posted by its840
Originally Posted by repinS
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
or skeet shooting
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