Tell a joke Wednesday
03-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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Tell a joke Wednesday
Tell us a joke....
Here'* mine:
Happy and Sad
A man and wife are enjoying an evening glass of wine around the kitchen table, the man suddenly asks his wife, "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thinks for a moment, and responds "Your dick is bigger than your brother'*."
Here'* mine:
Happy and Sad
A man and wife are enjoying an evening glass of wine around the kitchen table, the man suddenly asks his wife, "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thinks for a moment, and responds "Your dick is bigger than your brother'*."
03-21-2007, 02:15 PM
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Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
03-21-2007, 07:26 PM
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Billy brings his Rottweiler into the vet to have the dog checked out. The dog has severely crossed eyes and Billy is stressed out.
The vet takes Billy and and Rottie into an exam room, and lifts up the dog to take a look at his eyes.
"Oh, it looks like I am going to have to put him down" says the vet.
"OH NO! Why? Just because he is crosseyed???" exclaimed Billy.
"No, because he'* really freekin' heavy!" replied the vet.
The vet takes Billy and and Rottie into an exam room, and lifts up the dog to take a look at his eyes.
"Oh, it looks like I am going to have to put him down" says the vet.
"OH NO! Why? Just because he is crosseyed???" exclaimed Billy.
"No, because he'* really freekin' heavy!" replied the vet.
03-21-2007, 07:37 PM
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Guy says to hot secretary "I'll pay you $200 to have sex with me. I'll drop the $200 and as soon as you pick it up we can stop." The secretary who is totally creeped out by the guy tells her husband, who says "Go for it! He'll bareley have his belt off before you pick up the $200." So the secretary agrees, and tells her husband she'll call home when it'* over. Well......after 45 minutes the husband calls asking what'* taking so long. To which the out of breath secretary replies "The bastard brought two hundred dollars......IN QUARTERS!!"
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