Buy a Dog
 

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...

Then....................................






Buy a cat!





(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?)

My dog is spoiled rotten!!!! He has such a funny personality. When we are eating he will sit up and smile at us. If we don't see him he will move over some and try to get our attention again. I love when he falls asleep and barks in his sleep or runs in his sleep. It is too funny. He has brought a lot of joy to our family.

In 1998 I had a Husky American Eskimo mix. He was a good dog. I walked him 5 miles at least every day. My dad went on a trip with me. It was in Aug 1999. My mom stayed behind to get rid of him . I missed him for at least 2 years. I miss those times Back when Lakeville was still country and I still had my dog. Please don't bring it up again.

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Sounds like my EX

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:bouncingsmiles: That is too funny!!!! But in a sad sort of way. No one should be treated like that.

I am training our cat to act like a dog but so far it is not working. LOL

However the cat does get upset if I do not brush him when I get up in the morning.

I never thought I could like a cat but they do grow on you and they are affectionate

My Bud Amigo
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Cats aren't too bad. I've had a few of them grace me with their presence :lol: One cat taught himself how to pee in the toilet. I got him as a kitten so I know no one taught him that trick. If only he would do the other and flush.

My dog was raised with cats so sometimes he has some cat tendencies.

No doubt, I love cats. They rule. However, can you teach them to walk on a leash and go camping with you? The question is serious too. Cause, I have no idea.

When i get home from being out for awhile my cats go nuts for me... :oops: Well not really me. I'm the only one with aposable (sp?) thumbs who can open the treat bag.... :lol:
Deb

LOL I agree. My wife usually feeds the cat on weekday mornings at 04:30 when she gets up and if I am brushing the cat he runs, not walks, to greet my wife. And some people think cats are dumb.